DON’T!

Sit on photcopiers!

-CJ Beatz

19!

Yooooooooooooooooooo, only 19 days left ghosts & ghouls

Online & instores Nov’ 17th

Have a Bashy Halloween

Trick or Treat Mofo’s?

I prefer Trick!

You?

Lemme Know your worst!! LOL!

Fursday is the day b4 Fryday!

 

This Gial in the window was FUCKING SEXY...

Yo yesterday I checked out ‘Westfield’…(www.Westfield.com ) a massive new shopping centre in White City/Shepherds Bush. I heard its the biggest shopping mall in Europe. I drive pass this place all the time cos I live nearby but they been building this shit for like 5 years! I was wondering when they were gonna fucking finish it! Anyway it opened today so I thought I’d pass through…even driving in was an event. There was nuff security & people everywhere!! I drove into the 4500 capacity car park & was just amazed at the sight! I parked up walked in an thought ’fuck me!!!’ I couldn’t believe the size!! Every shop you can think of was in there…Gucci, Louis V, Prada & an Apple Store…the list goes on. There was also naked women in the glass not Mannequins REAL women…Sexy too. Then I passed some milkshake shop…its a blatent bite of Tinsletown but they had way more things like Jamaican Ginger Cake Shake & Blackwell Tart Shake…My one was nasty though I had to give it back…who told me to get Banana, Grapefruit & Melon? I told the guy no fucking milk, I thought it would be a smoothie but nah. My dargs shake was banging…Topic & Coco Pops.

 

Bare Different Shakes!

 

Then I left & Hit my Favourite spot…

 

Quarter Chicken (Breast Only), Chips, Garlic Bread, 3 wings & Spicy Rice.

I hate Thighs!

I'm a Nando's Monster

Then I hit up an Event called ‘Skank Don’t Shank’ in Astoria the crowd was CRAZY…send it out to everyone in ther cos they showed me mad love! Thanks

Astoria was Popping...

You can vote …

…However you like!

-CJ Beatz

Jimmy loves Jay! LMAO

the proof is in the pudding!

more about “Jimmy loves Jay! LMAO“, posted with vodpod

 

-CJ Beatz

Only 20 days to go!!!!!!!!

“We making movies mayne” – in a DJ Khaled over hype voice

Online & In-stores Nov’ 17th!

Got mad love for Reggie Yates!

 

 

I got mad love for that brudda you know! I was just sent this at 9.15am…Email said ‘Check out Reggie bigging up Bash’ Checked it. Right people need to understand he could have just gone there & said anyone else, I mean Estelle’s his GOOD GOOD friend so he didn’t have to mention me at all but he kept it real & showed me love. Big Big MOBO red carpet & he aint forgetting man! ‘Mi Love Dat’(in my yard accent)! I wernt there as you know so it feels good to know people still had me in their thoughts. So big up Reg!….Awroooof! 

The most …

Ignorant, un-educated, stupid, dumb fucked place in the world

-CJ Beatz

Wow!

You may or may not remember Miss Tracey Bingham from Celeb BB a few years back, but here she is taking out the rubbish @ her home …wish my neighbour looked like this!

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-CJ Beatz